Us adults are always in pain. That's why we get to drink alcohol.
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So I got out my boat... and I got out my shop-vac... and I plugged it into my generator... and you know those blow-up raft things? That's my boat, see. So I used it with the shop-vac and I took it on the river.
Sure, I made mistakes when I was younger. But now that I'm older I've learned how to make different, often far more serious mistakes.