I am going to curl up in bed with the largest sandwich I can find.
Madness string 50975
Be skeptical. Tomorrow will be April Fools Day, so you should be wary of news reports because many will be lies intended to trick you. You should also be wary of news reports on the other 364 days because many will be lies intended to trick you.
Every ten seconds the Blob makes an activation sound and adjusts his posture into something even more absurd.