Madness string 496

Random mermaid
The computer, after much analysis and consideration, proudly announced that there was no possible way to remove the sofa from its improbable position. So on a hunch, he told it to analyse how it had gotten there in the first place. After much analysis and consideration, it announced that there was no possible way it could have arrived in that position, either.

I have four angle grinders (don't ask; I have a problem), each set up to do specific tasks. Not one of them has, or needs, a circular saw blade on it.