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The paper mentions that 'Introducing N-oxides onto the tetrazole ring may ... push the limits of well-explored tetrazole chemistry into a new, unexplored, dimension', but (of more immediate importance) it may also push pieces of your lab equipment into unexplored parts of the far wall.

Because in any given day billions of humans pee and only millions have a child, it follows that the needs of the population of pee-ers are a thousand times more important than the needs of the birth-givers.