Madness string 46611

Random mermaid
If the paper weren't laid out in complete grammatical sentences and published in JACS, you'd swear it was the work of a violent lunatic. I ran out of vulgar expletives after the second page. A. G. Streng, folks, absolutely takes the corrosive exploding cake, and I have to tip my asbestos-lined titanium hat to him.

This is a reason to die. This is what my life could've been, not what it can be. If it could've been, you're capable of it now.