What is a god but man wielding the force of Chaos? To him nothing is true; everything is permitted. There is no purpose in his existence; he is free to choose his own. He has bound himself to earth forever and reincarnates at will.
You can make antimatter move in strange ways if you set your equipment up wrong.
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I also have a degree in plant biology, and I'm baffled. What the hell were they watering it with? Petroleum?