When you need to vacuum the bed, it is time to wash the sheets.
Madness string 4388
Facts are only facts if they agree with me, of course. It is my holy right to always be correct even in the face of evidence that I am not.
It seems there are two schools of thought by religious zealots regarding sex, one side is that sex is a necessary evil for procreation only between married couples. The other is sex is only between couples because it's a symbol of their love to each other and god, the holy threesome, so to speak.