I used to jokingly call my hard drive a black hole. Then it went and developed recursive directories when I tried to copy the data off it... I was joking, dammit.
Madness string 430
There's no way that's any kind of Jesus. It's much more some dark entity from beyond space and time taking control of this feeble meat to form itself a facsimile that it can use to breach the barriers between worlds, and free itself from its arthropoid prison.