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Random mermaid
I'm so non-sad, I'm anti-sad. Watch! I can drain the entire swimming pool, with my face acting as a reversed water hose!

I can't imagine this for myself. Like literally no hobbies, no one to hang out with who encourages her to pursue new ventures, no energy invested into bettering herself. Sad. Anyway, I'll end my six hours of Reddit binging and do something productive now!