Always 'sobbing' for some reason. Who the fuck even says that in real life?
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Baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people's pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on you.
With children you should remember that losing a toy or, in this case, a cap, can be one of the most upsetting things the child has experienced in their life so far.