Madness string 41703

Random mermaid
The long and short of it is music listeners have always been assholes and humanity is exactly the same way it was in the 1600s.

"Dive, dive!" yelled the captain through the thing. So the man who makes it dive pressed a button or something and it dove, and the enemy was foiled again. "Looks like we foiled them again," said Dave. "Yeah," said the captain, "we foiled those bastards again, didn't we, Dave?" "Yeah," said Dave. The end.