I'm never using that lawnmower again. That's how I lost my hair you know?
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There was some supervillain who grafted his head to just like, a ton of pot, in some comic. That is the end of that story.
To be honest I do in fact have the body of a geek god. The difference is in pics it is the god of abs and fitness. In reality it is the god of gluttony.