See, I'd let you sleep on my couch too, but that's where my fatass diabetic dog sleeps. And if I try to move him, he gets pissy and opens up his blisters all over the place. But if you wanna spoon my bloody dog, then by all means.
Madness string 34527
The clock has never worked, even though the angels wind it every day. It hasn't moved since I came to this world.