Even though it's written in C, it crashes like a mature C++ application.
Madness string 2973
Writing a book is not unlike playing a videogame. You have this world, you venture forth, and then... stuff happens.
The person leaving diarrhea vandalism is an insane italian guy who always uses a reference to 'wolverhampton' at some point. He's been doing this since 2011. I've even spoken to him via email. He's just as insane via email as he is when vandalizing.