The Crab Cycle. There is only one step, and it is crab.
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Get comfortable, because the dead bodies in these trenches are going to start looking a whole hell of lot more like you.
That 'you're the author of your own story' line is real inspiring til you realize that it goes for literally everyone, so you're less like an author and more like one dude in an RP chatroom where everyone is trying to teleport behind each other with katanas.