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Random mermaid
There has been no sign of the prince. No doubt he's out somewhere seducing some maiden. I've heard that's what princes do.

I like bananas. I eat them a lot at work with lunch. In the military, I learned that when eating a banana, it's okay if you bring the banana to your face. Not the other way around. Go ahead, try it. Bonus points if you make eye contact with someone while your mouth is slightly open with the banana headed for it. Never gets old.