Madness string 2826

Random mermaid
Once upon a time, a story started with love. Then the black rider came. Love was covered over in pox and lumps and pustules. Good fortune is sometimes ugly. The dead do not take kindly when the living beg for beauty. Sometimes vanity smells like sizzling flesh.
The Wankpanzer is worse than anything that came out of Detroit in the malaise era in the late 1970s. If you built a car with the frame of the Chevy Vega, the gas tank design of the Ford Pinto, and powered it with an Oldsmobile diesel engine using the Cadillac cylinder deactivation technology from the V8-6-4 engine mated to a THM200 transmission, and you had it assembled on a Friday afternoon before a three-day weekend, it still wouldn't suck as much as the Wankpanzer does.