You want to know what it was that finally got me going in the right direction? Diarrhoea, of all the damned things. I tried to sleep and got diarrhoea. I suppose I should count my damned blessings that it wasn't explosive, but frankly...
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But the rice thing? The rice thing will always be a classic. Which is why I don't need to do that, because someone else already did, and now I can just giggle at it whenever I want.