Now, let me just put up a tent here, maybe fetch my small, portable oasis, and we'll make this desert thrive, yes?
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And Readers, on this coming Mother's Day, if your mother thinks you're beautiful just the way you are, and your mother-in-law is not trying to kill you, happily lift a glass of (unpoisoned) champagne and celebrate the women in your life.