I'm not mad. Trust me, I'm simply insane, and I'll also take that as a compliment. I've been working on it for years.
Madness string 2507
I imagine people walk around mumbling 'Can anyone help me?'. Once someone hears that, they ignore the person, but shout 'Exclamation mark help'. Promptly the PA system shouts passive-aggressively 'Don't Ask to Ask, Just Ask!'