It's a large creature with scales, it's a man-eater, and though it doesn't actually breathe fire, it does have the worst breath of any creature known to man.
Things that try to look like things often do look more like things than things.
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I swear it used to be so bad, that it probably would have worked better if all we did was output a <video> tag and leave it at that.