My work ethic: I get work done, it just takes a long time because I forget what I'm supposed to be doing and I dilly dally and waste time. To be fair, I am technically on vacation right now.
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We can't have hydrogen blimps because there's a very strong chance that a car with a sparkler taped on it will dukes of hazard style ramp up into it and destroy everything.