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Random mermaid
The prehistoric era was God's deviantart stage. Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.

New Age crystals. That 70s mystical hippie thing about crystals having healing powers, and other stuff, but mostly rocks being a thing, heavily influenced by a wave of eastern Chakra stuff. They wanted to find out what was upsetting the bees.