I'm in good shape. I can get away with having a bowl of whipped cream for lunch with no ill effects.
Madness string 2287
Amazing. Apparently the latest slang for noting you are doing something positive of note has progressed from 'wow I'm so sick' to 'omg I have literal brain cancer'. To clarify, this is still an expression and not meant literally. I can't keep up with these kids. Also I feel old, send help.