People often forget that the God of Death began his divine career as the God of Practical Jokes. They especially tend to forget that he never stopped.
I am blown away by how complex this stupid thing is for doing something so simple.
Madness string 2274
A well in the basement?! That would be ABSURD. Now come on, let's get back to this world full of time-space portals and split shards of deities and sentient porridge.