Why am I only motivated to sort my life out at 3am?
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What colour of paisley reality packing foam is it? That's intended to explode over and close the holes in the universe.
Boston drivers all think they're in a demolition derby, but usually make at least a perfunctory effort to follow traffic signs/signals. The street designs are just bonkers and it's every driver for themselves. Baltimore drivers embrace a dissociative nihilism where the signals are made up and the signs don't matter. Philadelphia drivers are trying to kill you. And there are potholes.