You can get anonymity in a bar, because if you can't remember your own name, chances are no one else can either. Unless it's a small town.
She had so much dirt under her nails there was an earthworm under one of them.
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All hopes are wishes for something other than the current reality, after all, and anything that doesn't match reality is bound to create a distortion. So why is it surprising that these things always end in disaster?