Madness string 2209

Random mermaid
She planned it all, of course. Her front of incompetence was as false as the rest of it, all part of the plan.

Now here in Ferelden, we do things right. We take our ingredients, throw them into the largest pot we can find, and cook them for as long as possible until everything is a uniform grey color. As soon as it looks completely bland and unappetizing, that's when I know it's done.