I just strap a pillow to my head, go into the backyard, and headbutt a tree.
Madness string 21915
I have been mortal, and some part of me is mortal yet. I am full of tears and hunger and the fear of death, though I cannot weep, and I want nothing, and I cannot die. I am not like the others now, for no unicorn was ever born who could regret...
Let us enter into a binding legal contract together until the stars fall from the sky, as determined in subparagraph F, section 12!