Any sufficiently advanced business model is indistinguishable from a scam.
Madness string 21824
After all these years in combat, why isn't there a way to better protect operators going through the door?
I could go all post-modern on you and talk about how much we idolise death, and how it has become more a part of our lives now than it had ever been, and how it's nothing more than a tired old joke anymore, a hopscotch into the void... but that would be tasteless.