It's like lesson one In geriatric nursing. Confused geriatric patient = UTI.
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I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
What exactly is 'suspicious' about a 14-year-old having bad skin? It would be more suspicious if a 14-year-old had good skin. A 14-year-old with good skin is probably two 7-year-olds in a trench coat.