Madness string 21643

Random mermaid
I appreciate anyone who can wax philosophical about a chinless lump who once ate his own mattress whole.

You want to know what it was that finally got me going in the right direction? Diarrhoea, of all the damned things. I tried to sleep and got diarrhoea. I suppose I should count my damned blessings that it wasn't explosive, but frankly...