I don't care if I'm the Chosen of the God of Death, I'm still a librarian, and he killed my library! How is this just?
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The issue was Wil's catastrophically awful attempt at combining two random numbers, producing a non-uniform distribution. I killed it with fire at first sight, rashly, without considering what damage it had inflicted on the database in the 9 months it was deployed.