Digging beats fishing a spear out of your spleen any day.
Madness string 19994
4chan is chaotic neutral. Might donate money to a good cause, might flood the net with bizarre erotic Shrek fanfiction.
People have a proclivity, when given sensible orders, to follow them. To test their obedience, you must give them insensible orders - only if they follow those will you know you have control.