Madness string 19847

Random mermaid
We call them games because they are not real. The bad things happen there, not to us. The characters do things we never could, and skip past the things we just don't care for. When the game becomes real... the implications hang in the air like a sentence that trails off into stupid oblivion.

Note to law students: if you have ever hoped you would not reach a point in life at which you develop a stapler preference, get out now.