In a black comedy, this would be hilarious. In reality, its just depressing.
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Then you ask yourself, could I spend the rest of my life at this? If the answer terrifies you, it may or may not be a good sign.
Have your dad call me if he needs this explained to him. I can do simple words, I can do legalese, I can get sesquipedalian, or I can do drill sergeant. Yep, I'm ex-military. I'm authentic. I love doing drill sergeant. Gimme some butt to chew.