I think I may have made a semi-permanent friend I don't want to be friends with.
Madness string 18612
I'm telling you, Teal'c, if we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm going to lose it. Lose it. It means go crazy. Nuts. Insane. Bonzo. No longer in possession of one's faculties, three fries short of a happy meal, wacko!
It's spreading mayonnaise underneath the CPU, between the CPU and the socket. So, yes, it's satire.