Look deep inside yourself for your inner frat boy. Or spatula, one or the other.
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Because in any given day billions of humans pee and only millions have a child, it follows that the needs of the population of pee-ers are a thousand times more important than the needs of the birth-givers.
Which liberties should our friends across the Atlantic stop advocating so that the government will stop hitting them, Mr. Stanley?