You should be afraid to speak up, but you should be more afraid not to.
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I tried to make her a Zimizmizt, but she only converted against her will and without her knowledge. It's better than Mormon baptisms for the dead. I can convert anybody, living or dead, whether they are aware of it or not.
You can't really make NSA knock-knock jokes since knock-knock jokes have the premise that the visitor tells you they're there and lets you ask questions.