Reality's just an annoying little detail for you, isn't it?
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Under college statute the head of the Department of Post-Mortem Communications is entitled, nay, required to make tasteless, divisive and moderately evil remarks.
The question isn't why do I kill people. The question is why I don't kill everybody. I decide who dies, but mostly I decide who lives. I'm like God. And now you are too.