In the grand scheme of things, your program is about as complex as the little clicky thing on the end of some pens.
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See, I'd let you sleep on my couch too, but that's where my fatass diabetic dog sleeps. And if I try to move him, he gets pissy and opens up his blisters all over the place. But if you wanna spoon my bloody dog, then by all means.