In life, there are few simple answers. There are, however, many simple solutions - solutions that are, naturally, utterly hateful.
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Unrelatedly if you're going to let an iguana climb up your legs, make sure to wear long pants or jeans. Speaking from personal experience. I have also learned that otters are capable of untying your shoelaces and they will try to remove your shoe from your foot so they can steal it.