I've summoned an elevator and mistaken myself for a necromancer.
Madness string 122960
I'm only thirty-nine and honestly I think this is the best I've looked in my entire life... though I do have an excellent scowl now that I just couldn't pull off before thirty-five or so.
You know how many phone accounts we have? Seven. Seven phone bills arrive every month and I don't want to speak with anyone.