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Random mermaid
Last year, I was eating in a fancy, large restaurant, when I began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting, 'potassium, potassium,' and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting 'potassium' over and over, and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere.

There was blood all over my penguins. I didn't give a damn about the walls and carpet. They could be replaced, but I'd collected those damned stuffed toys over years.