If ever I feel like we're screaming into the void here, I know I'll remember her. Because there will be many more who were also helped, but never returned to reddit to update the bystanders.
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I love the 'say 'no' while doing the thing asked of you' joke. When I'm pulling it, it's only funny if I do the thing. I know that, so I make sure to telegraph my motions, to make sure the other person got the joke. After all, if they don't, it's not funny.