Privacy is a modern invention. Towns used to be too small to keep any secrets.
Madness string 122778
Just because I can't speak up as fast as the rest of you doesn't mean I have nothing to say, and just because I can't yell over you doesn't mean I don't deserve to be heard.
Being human ain't too bad when you find out the sole purpose of a the male angler fish is to fuse to a female becoming her testicles.