Madness string 122652

Random mermaid
The party kicks off with brisket, potato salad, other barbecue stuff, and a keg of Natty Light. Some of my friends decided to commandeer my pool while others decided to do keg-stands with our crappy beer. We're all in our mid-30s to early 40's. We're adults, really. Maybe not.

I am the scourge of God, appointed to chastise you, since no one knows the remedy for your iniquity except me. You are wicked, but I am more wicked than you...