People say, 'you couldn't make this up'. But you could. You could make up absolutely anything. The thing you may not be able to do, of course, is get it past your editor.
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And, as I am an honest puck, if we have unearned luck, now to 'scape the serpent's tongue, we will make amends ere long. Else, the puck a liar call. So, good night upon you all. Give me your hands, if we be friends, and Robin shall restore amends.