Madness string 122556

Random mermaid
I saw a tiktok of this woman's Roomba busily trying to clean a kitchen floor with, like, cereal and broken glass all over, then she pans up to show the whole side of the house is gone from a tornado. Same Roomba also wound up in an empty foundation and was trying to clean it too, bless it.
So they sat down in the dirt, and they cried, cried cried - But we whacked 'em with our shovels and they died, died, died... They said the stuff was good enough; they lied, lied lied.