Maybe if you're an evil vampire vegetable, you're happy to go out in the act of bludgeoning someone to death.
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I feel like it's misleading to call this a plot hole. That implies that there was a coherent plot to have holes in. I feel like Charlie's Angels 2 is really more of a series of inconsistencies and nonsense stitched together. Cinematic lace, if you will.